Cousin Janice from Queens

Welp... Cousin Janice from Queens is staying at the crib for another week. Grandma can't seem to say no to her when she asks to stay at the house. I understand that she has a job here in jersey and the commute from Queens to Jersey everyday would be crazy. But damn... get a hotel or something sometimes! I can't even do my usual routine of things because shes a female and I have to censor myself around her. For example, what if I wanna walk around the house with no shirt on and let my fresh patch of chest pubes breath? I CAN'T!!! Because she's a chick and I have to act like a gentleman around women (according to my grandma). Now my chest fro is gonna get nappy cause it won't breath and I'll have to re-pick it again. Another example, what if I ate excellent meal fit for a king and afterwards I have to drop off a few food babies at the playpen and the smell is horrendous??? She'll smell it and freak out! I can't have that. The smell will literally melt your off! I've done it. Well... the point I'm trying to get at is that I don't want Cousin Janice from Queens to stay in my castle anymore! This is BS!!!